- I’m actually pretty athletic. I have to work out just to look fat.
- … people are always asking, Tiger, how do you do it, and my answer is shut up … I ask the questions around here, I’m Tiger Woods …
- James Caan told me at the end of filming ‘Elf’ that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny – and I never was.
- I always forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt.
- Will Ferrell (George Bush) … I’ve chosen to schedule this impromptu address at night, because quite frankly, every time I speak during the day the stock market goes in the crapper … so sorry Asian markets, you take the hit on this one ..
Will Ferrell Jokes