Fawlty Towers Quotes

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Sybil: You’re going to wear that jacket, are you?
Basil: Yes I am, thank you dear, yes.
Sybil: You just haven’t a clue, have you?
Basil: You wouldn’t understand, dear – it’s called ‘style’.
Sybil: Now, have I got everything?
Basil: (quietly) Handbag, knuckle-dusters, flick-knife…
Major: She’s a fine woman, Mrs Fawlty.
Basil: No, no, I wouldn’t say that.
Major: No, nor would I.
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
I’ll put an ad in the papers. Wanted, kind home for enormous savage rodent. Answers to the name of Sybil.
Can’t we get you on Mastermind, Sybil? Next contestant – Sybil Fawlty from Torquay. Special subject – the bleedin’ obvious.
You’ll have to forgive him. He’s from Barcelona.
Right, well I’ll go and have a lie down then. No I won’t; I’ll go and hit some guests.
Coming my little piranha fish.
[to Manuel] Stupidissimo! Continental cretin!