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Father Ted Quotes
- Go away! I don’t want to catch menopause!
- DON’T TELL ME I’M STILL ON THAT FECKIN’ ISLAND!!!
- Feck! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!
- I love my brick!
- (judging a Wet T-shirt competition) More Water!
- ARSEBISCUITS!
- A PAIR OF FECKIN’ WOMEN’S KNICKERS!
- I’m a happy camper!
- Pat was just wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box.
- I’m so excited. Taking on three bishops all at once. I can’t wait.
- Won’t you have some cake, Father? It’s got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it’s not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? – the little things… Raisins!
- Oh she writes such filth, Father. It’s always “Feck this” and “Feck that” – and sometimes she even uses the “F” word!
- (to Richard Wilson) I don’t beleeeeeeeeeve it!
- What am I doing on the fecking wheel!!!
- Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These (pointing to plastic cows on table) are very small; those (pointing out of the window) are far away…
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