- They deserve all the same pleasures as everyone else. Just ‘cos they’re old, weak and poor – they’re forgotten.
- When your their age, are you really gonna start reading books? They might not get through it.
- What did you do to land yourself in here? ‘Threw something in my neighbours skip.’ What did you throw in there? ‘His wife, she was doin’ my fuckin’ head in.’
- Dougie, I licked a toad.
- Hannah – What would you like to do then? Vicky – I dunno, Kardashians and that.
- Derek’s 10 years older than me, 10 years. You’d never know, and that niggles away at me a little bit.
- Hannah – What do you read? Vicky – Twitter.
- Do you live round here? Can I use your toilet?
- If a rhino was as big as a whale could it beat it?
- I wouldn’t mind Joanna Lumley all over my fucking gurkhas.
Derek Quotes. Ricky Gervais / Karl Pilkington.
Derek is a British television comedy-drama written, directed by and starring Ricky Gervais. The pilot was produced by Derek Productions Ltd. for Channel 4 and aired on 12 April 2012.
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