If you’re on a budget or want to spruce up your Alpha Papa gift for the ultimate Partridge fan then try some of the following gift ideas. Simply wrap each object in xmas paper and place into a clear plastic box (or cardboard) marked Alan’s James Bond Films (VHS). (Careful not to spill Sunny D over it).
First of all you’ll need the new Alpha Papa film. (Skip to 2 if not)
1 – Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa – £9.99.
“Pat’s tugging me off…”
Start off with an obvious and most expensive on the list (although the driving gloves can be pricey) but it’s a great film.
Then add 1, 2 or all of the items below…
2 – Chocolate Orange – £2.68.
“Above room-temperature it all congeals into one big dark-chocolate cricket ball.”
Finish off the box with some superficial damage to add that extra level of detail.
3 – Pringles (Pipe of) – £1.50.
“Jill, a pipe of Pringles will suffice.”
Get Jill to grab you a pipe of Pringles as you celebrate the second series you didn’t actually get. (Because you punched the head of the BBC).
4 – 11″ plate – £1.00.
“Got your big plate Alan?”
Prices vary, pop down to Wilko’s or Tesco’s for a large plate and get your money back at the buffet.
5 – Blue Nun (Wine) – £5.00.
“At any one time I have nine bottles of wine in my house, interesting fact”
Bottle of blue nun (and a pint of mineral water).
6 – Mini Traffic Cones – 80p
“Would you like a lap dance? I wanna second series.”
Why not drink your blue nun just like Tony Hayers?
7 – Lynx Africa (or Voodoo/Java) – £2
“Are you wearing Lynx?”
Smell like Alan or Dan Moody!
8 – String back driving gloves – £9.99
“The string-backs just give you a bit of extra purchase”
9 – Hand fan £4.99
“You know when I met Damon Hill – ow! Lynn! Be careful with it!”
Cool down after a hard day with this, just don’t get your lip caught in it.
10 – Toberlone £2
“I would wake up in the middle of the night and eat an entire Toblerone.”
Take a trip to Dundee (barefooted) to finish the experience off!
Sunny Delight and ‘x2 Packets’ of Toffos were unavailable!