- Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.
- Other: I’m sorry, could you stop swearing, please? Malcolm Tucker: I’m really sorry, you won’t hear any more swearing from us, YOU MASSIVE GAY SHITE! Fuck off!
- How much fucking shit is there on the menu and what fucking flavour is it?
- Sam? Can you get me Terri Coverley and Glenn Cullen? Make them an appointment to come over? I think I got to shout at somebody, you know? Oh, actually, get me John at Culture on the phone, I think I’ll have a bit of a shout now.
- [to Jamie, on the phone] There’s a glacier of shit at DoSAC. I need you over here with a fucking blow torch right now!
- [Stewart’s making a reluctant Peter try on a new suit, without a tie] Just wondering whether you’re fully conversive with the new line, whether you’re really up to speed.
- [to Ben] Stop fucking blinking! Or I will take your optic nerve and strangle you with it!
- We need to say No to the Nanny State. Boo to Nanny, and claw back some personal responsibility in the name of common sense.
- You said “cold cocks”!
The Thick of It is a British comedy television series that satirises the inner workings of modern British government.
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