- Neil: He rubbed my legs
- Jay: That’s what you get for leading on Peados you slut!
- Jay: She’s probably just got an old face, must be cos of all the jizz she’s had on it
- Will: I went to fart and instead, shit myself
- Jay: I’d fuck her, right up the bum hole.
Will: Lucky girl.
- Jay: At least they wont call you briefcase mong anymore
Will: Oh well that’s good
Jay: No, they’ll call you shit pants mong
Neil: Or Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
Will: Any more?
Simon: Wayne Pooney, Take Shat
Neil: Dr Poo
Jay: The Lion the Witch and the speccy kid who shit himself
Simon: We can keep this up all summer you know
Will: Brilliant looking forward to it
Simon: Brad Shit
Jay: Bumlog Millionaire
Simon: How about Vladimir Pootin
- Bit over dramatic, it’s only a bollock
- You’re just like your mum in the cock department, she ain’t got one either
- You better bring your wellies, because you’ll be knee-deep in clunge.
- So smelling like an industrial accident in a Lynx factory and looking like the world’s shittest boyband, we hit the town.
- I like football, but I don’t like Burnley. Burnley can f*ck off.
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