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  • Hold your horses honey, I’ve got coupons for the Pringles.
  • ‘I’m Louis Theroux, I’m Louis Theroux with his wry smile at the orgy’.
  • Fuck off! Get away from my parsley!
  • They’ve nicked 120 hours of quality me time!! Bloody hell!!
  • Look at me Jeff, I’m bowling fruit!
  • Mmm – warm copies make everything better.
  • Ugh, “sir”. This isn’t Tennessee, Mark.
  • Hopefully I won’t even get married. If I do eventually it will get chipped or broken. Then I can get the sugar bowl of my dreams!
  • Screw them. I’ll just keep trying to suck myself off. I’ll get there eventually.
  • Why won’t that stupid bitch let me propose to her?!
  • I don’t want sweet punani action, I want to take your bishop and grind you down.
  • You what? No Turkey?! YOU FUCKING IDIOT JEREMY! YOU TOTAL FUCKING IDIOT! THAT WAS YOUR JOB YOU FUCKING MORON! YOU CRETIN!
  • You’ve been waiting for an opportunity to do rationing on me since the day we met!

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Peep Show is a British sitcom starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. The television programme is written by Jesse Armstrong and Sam Bain, with additional material by Mitchell and Webb amongst others. It has been broadcast on Channel 4 since 2003.

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