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Murder In Successville Quotes

Murder-In-Successville

  • “How many people you killed?” “Five.. thousand six… five thousand six hundred & twenty one… Native American Indians.”
  • “Do you think people have sex with my wife behind my back?” “No.” “They do.”
  • I was at home washing my hair. Yeah head, pit or pubic? I refuse to answer that question without my lawyer present.
  • “Say something.” “You got a stupid coat on ha ha”
  • “Hey Jimmy you’re a big stupid Wally-brain.”
  • “Sleet’s going to show you the ropes, is that alright Sleet? I’m not imposing too much.” “That’s fine-” “Bellend!”
  • “Come on you multi murderer”
  • “And I’ve seen a pigeon eat a stone and it couldn’t fly “

Murder In Successville Quotes