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  • Sybil: You’re going to wear that jacket, are you?
    Basil: Yes I am, thank you dear, yes.
    Sybil: You just haven’t a clue, have you?
    Basil: You wouldn’t understand, dear – it’s called ‘style’.
  • Sybil: Now, have I got everything?
    Basil: (quietly) Handbag, knuckle-dusters, flick-knife…
  • Major: She’s a fine woman, Mrs Fawlty.
    Basil: No, no, I wouldn’t say that.
    Major: No, nor would I.
  • A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
  • I’ll put an ad in the papers. Wanted, kind home for enormous savage rodent. Answers to the name of Sybil.
  • Can’t we get you on Mastermind, Sybil? Next contestant – Sybil Fawlty from Torquay. Special subject – the bleedin’ obvious.
  • You’ll have to forgive him. He’s from Barcelona.
  • Right, well I’ll go and have a lie down then. No I won’t; I’ll go and hit some guests.
  • Coming my little piranha fish.
  • [to Manuel] Stupidissimo! Continental cretin!

Fawlty Towers Quotes