- “Your name is Gay Phistor and you want to work in a school full of teenagers?”
- “I’m gonna put these sheets in the wash, tried to put a lid on it but yano been a while”
- Ooh! Double act. Bant and Dec!
- “You can be my chef, my LSDelia!”
- “You’re starting to look like a bit of a twunt”
- “I’m single-I’m young, fun & full of come”
- “We need to raise some money” “What if you take that condom you’ve got in your wallet to the antiques roadshow”
- Protect the rhinos? They’re basically dinosaurs anyway I think they can look after themselves.
- Someone lock this guy up in Bantanemo Bay!
- You’re an idiot but you’re also a nice kind man’ ‘Let’s destroy this bastard’s life
- Toe? That’s a hoof!
- Shut it chicken dippa!
- Classic jedi banter
- As they say in China, one child will do
- Are you saying when you teach us you imagine us naked!
- Shut the funk door!
- You are so Times New Roman..
- That’s some good shit, do you wanna do blowback?
- Back and forth with Ballroom Banter with Banton-du-beck
- Re to the wind, someone call shaggy and tell him it was me on the bathroom floor
- Giving me an erection at a children’s swimming gala
- I like Joe – doesn’t mean i’m going to bum him!
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Bad Education is a British sitcom produced by Tiger Aspect Productions for BBC Three. It stars Jack Whitehall as young teacher Alfie Wickers – “the worst teacher ever to grace the British education system” – at the fictional Abbey Grove School in Hertfordshire.