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  • [They are telling off a cheeky young boy]
    Jones: Ere. I know him. He’s a cheeky little monkey. He comes into my shop when it’s full of persons and shouts out, “Sainsbury’s.”
    Pike: Yeah. And he runs into our bank and shouts out, “National Provincial.”
  • [Mainwaring opens Frazer’s money box]
    Mainwaring: It’s a brick. It’s a damn brick.
    Frazer: Aye, aye. It’s a brick. And yon vicar can have it for the fabric of his kirk.
  • Stupid boy.
  • I’ll tell mum.
  • Do you think that’s wise, sir?
  • I never doubted you for a minute
  • Frazer: Captain Mainwaring. Did I ever tell you the story about the old, empty barn.
    Mainwaring: Um. No.
    Frazer: Would you like to hear the story about the old, empty barn?
    Mainwaring: Um. Yes. Listen everybody. Frazer’s going to tell us the story about the old empty barn.
    Frazer: Right. The story of the old empty barn. Well. There was nothing in it.
  • You know, when I was in the Sudan…
  • Sir. I wouldn’t want to roam the countryside ravishing maidens.
  • [Repeated line, always shouted at Mainwaring’s platoon after they’ve had a mishap] Ruddy Hooligans!

Dad’s Army is a British sitcom about the Home Guard during the Second World War. It was written by Jimmy Perry and David Croft and broadcast on BBC television between 1968 and 1977.

Dad’s Army Quotes